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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 09:54

They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Laudantium rerum sunt ipsa minima corporis exercitationem cupiditate.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Still no good.
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.