What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 09:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Laudantium rerum sunt ipsa minima corporis exercitationem cupiditate.

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Still no good.

Still no good

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.